I am in love with your Senator
by
Pace
07/11/2009, 1:34 PM
I mean it, Nevada, i am in love with your senator, NOT REID!!!! Henry Limpett looking m -------f-----r!
I am talking about Ensign, Sigh, John, of the dashing white hair, the full florid face, those tapered and graceful long,,,,digits, just made perfect by the LORD for probing the netherregions of furry little animals, I mean, intelligence! what more can one ask for? eight years, count em folks, eight years in vet school,so he can minister to the creatures of Francis of Assisi, a calling from the "Family" and of course, he should stay in the senate. That "Zoo" needs a zookeeper.
What family values! at the tender age of 51, his parents still feel responsibility! enough to stuff 96K into the G-string of his paramour, (I'm jealous, jealous I tell you, not for the money of course, for the lovely warm and ever so soft enveloping of all of Johnnie's friends into his family fold)
And LYRICAL! lyrical in his prose on the subject! comparing himself to King David, who of the watchful eye, saw Bathsheba, Bathshebaing on the roof of her home at twilight, with her handmaiden, washing those turtle dove globes, er.... that was Sanford sorry.
Yes, John Ensign, I am in love with you; I want you to leave your mistress and minister to me.
I have a very sick gila monster, if that helps assuage your guiltly and manly conscience.
Regards
Pace